Heathers
So I’m absolutely obsessed with Sorkinese. Any chance I get I will relate real-life events to situations or quotes from some Aaron Sorkin-penned project. And when references to Sorkinese come up, or when Sorkin himself reuses a Sorkin trope in a new project, I get giddy and do a little dance. But it doesn’t have the same effect on everyone else. Not everyone has pored over Sorkin scripts and watched the first four seasons of The West Wing to the point where they could be dropped in the middle of a season three episode and recite every line from that point forward. Those people don’t get the same joy as I do out of new Sorkin projects, and when we watch something Sorkin together, they tend to look at me like I'm an alien. Sitting through Heathers: The Musical , I felt like one of those non-Sorkin-obsessed people. I’ve seen Heathers the movie (which starred Winona Ryder and Christian Slater, as well as a pre- 90210 Shannen Doherty) a few times and have always liked it. But ...